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Jul. 26th, 2010

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Well, these are going to be some interesting dreams.

Izzy and I have created what we will now call Zombie Cowboy marathons. It started out as an argument over whether or not to watch a zombie movie or a western, and we compromised by back-to-backing Romero and John Wayne. Next on our agenda is Diary of the Dead, followed by Winds of the Wasteland.

Afterwards, barring History Channel possibilities, we will round it out with Transformers G1 because obviously that makes perfect sense.

Fuck yes, this is awesome.

And why the bloody hell don't I have any TF icons?


Jul. 25th, 2010


Fic Present for Azzie

Title: Tracks
Characters/Pairings: Prussia/France
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Two nations have a futile encounter on a hill before a war.
Author's Note: Present for diaage. I'll write you something longer later.

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Jul. 20th, 2010


Have some FrUk.

Title: Inveterate
Characters/Pairings: England/France
Rating: PG-13
Summary: All that was left to do was wait for one of their armies to retreat. When that happened, one of them would find that their wounds didn't heal quite so neatly.
Author's Note: Hundred Years War setting. 

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Mar. 22nd, 2010



I opened the fridge.

There was an entire shelf of yogurt.

Could someone please tell me why someone thought having a bold, centered banner saying "Thick and Creamy" over a picture of peeled bananas was a good marketing strategy?

"Hey, Jim. I'm out of advertising ideas."

"Well, what about a nice, tasteful penis joke?"


(Note to reader: This is what essentially all of my non-fic entries will look like. I hope no one is expecting something profound.)

EDIT: I reread this and it sounded bitchier than I meant for it to. I wasn't actually indignant. I was laughing my ass off and thinking "Wait. So. Tasty?"

Mar. 21st, 2010


Damn, I actually posted something.

Title: The Turn Around
Characters/Pairings: Prussia, implied Prussia/France, implied Prussia/Hungary, implied Prussia/Austria
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "Point is, they needed to get rid of me, couldn’t stomach killing me, and couldn’t afford to let me talk. So they give me the crazy label. Cute, huh?"


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Mar. 10th, 2010



There, Izzy. I posted. Stop bitching at me.

Also, stop studying. You're on break. It's creepy.